Simply cannot go on...

Am very fatigued and simply cannot continue. I'm sorry, but I need at least a month somewhere with no cooking, no cleaning and absolutly no children.

Why oh why are they so

1. Noisy


2. Messy


3. Argumentative


4. Picky


5. Dirty


6. Thumb sucky?

Hmm?

I'd like a quiet clean one that likes to sit in corners and read books.